Just Because I Say So
Greenland and Iceland- What’s the difference? They’re both part of Trumplandia now! -Emperor Drumpf
Midwinter
The field and the forest are piled deep in snow. Slate-gray sky makes me glad there’s nowhere we must go.
Heartlessness
Banning food insecurity reporting- Donnie Trump Qu’ils mangent de la brioche- Marie Antoinette Bernie’s Democratic Socialists should set up a guillotine in Donnie Trump’s ballroom.
No Contest
Two gray squirrels on the bird suet hanging out back. Bye-bye birds.
Very White Christmas
Late December gust strips the pines of their white pall. It’s snowing again!
Karmic Consistency
If Trump drops dead while cheating at golf, he will die as he lived, lying.
Donnie the Dumb-bell
The Ruff Tuff Cream-Puff sicced his Dogs of War on helpless shipwreck survivors seeking asylum in the USA Now The Dogs have turned on him to bite him in the ass. (With thanks to R. Crumb for Ruff Tuff Cream-Puff)
Collaborative Haiku
Thanksgiving comes soon. Will the turkey be pardoned? Yes: Trump’s dieting.
Prevaricating Prez
On Veterans Day, Trump dishonored them when he bragged about himself.
Migration
Late fall. The last sere leaves skirl off, bright birds flying from their trees.