Heartlessness
Banning food insecurity reporting- Donnie Trump Qu’ils mangent de la brioche- Marie Antoinette Bernie’s Democratic Socialists should set up a guillotine in Donnie Trump’s ballroom.
No Contest
Two gray squirrels on the bird suet hanging out back. Bye-bye birds.
Very White Christmas
Late December gust strips the pines of their white pall. It’s snowing again!
Karmic Consistency
If Trump drops dead while cheating at golf, he will die as he lived, lying.
Donnie the Dumb-bell
The Ruff Tuff Cream-Puff sicced his Dogs of War on helpless shipwreck survivors seeking asylum in the USA Now The Dogs have turned on him to bite him in the ass. (With thanks to R. Crumb for Ruff Tuff Cream-Puff)
Collaborative Haiku
Thanksgiving comes soon. Will the turkey be pardoned? Yes: Trump’s dieting.
Prevaricating Prez
On Veterans Day, Trump dishonored them when he bragged about himself.
Migration
Late fall. The last sere leaves skirl off, bright birds flying from their trees.
It’s a “Three Dog Night” in Australia
When the weather gets bitterly cold, The Ozzies Best Friends hop in bed with them, And everyone’s warm til first light. In New Hampshire, Patsy and Toby Have no dogs, but we do have two cats. They get under the coverlet with us, And we all pass a furry fine night.
TRICK OR TREAT
Simon Carhardt was a ruthless real estate developer who had become a billionaire by bribing the town’s zoning inspectors to look the other way while he evicted low income tenants, razed their buildings, and replaced them with luxury condominiums which he sold to Saudi sheiks and South Korean technology and financial magnates. His two children,