The Shogun And The Cat

During the Tokugawa Period in 16th Century Japan, there was constant warfare between rival clans led by generals known as Shoguns. Legend has it that one of these Shoguns, Takagawa Ieyagu, was resting at home one day, sitting on his tatami mat, with a cat asleep on the wide sleeve of his priceless embroidered silk

Tea Pots

I’m A Little Tea Pot I’m a little tea pot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here as my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout! Tip me over and pour me out. McConnell McConnell’s like a tea pot, short and stout. Mitch is his handle, his mouth is his spout.

Nobody Likes Me

Nobody Likes Me Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, Guess I’ll eat some worms. Big fat juicy ones, little bitty skinny ones, See how they wiggle and squirm! – Kids’ Self-Pity Jingle I’m an old despot, libtards hate me, Guess I’ll start a civil war. Rally the QAnons, gun freaks and Nazis, And settle all

Battle Royal

The lion and the unicorn Were fighting for the crown. The lion beat the unicorn All around the town. And when he had beat him out, He beat him in again; He beat him threer times over, His power to maintain. – Nursery Rhyme about the struggle for power

Censoring Seuss

Censoring Seuss According to a 2019 study by researchers from The Conscious Kid’s Library and the University of California at San Diego, Dr. Seuss’s early books, “If I Ran The Zoo,” “And To think That I saw It On Mulberry Street,” “McElligot’s Pond,” “Scrambled Eggs Super!” “The Cat’s Quizzer,” and “On Beyond Zebra” all contain

Censoring Seuss

Censoring Seuss According to a 2019 study by researchers from The Conscious Kid’s Library and the University of California at San Diego, Dr. Seuss’s early books, “If I Ran The Zoo,” “And To think That I saw It On Mulberry Street,” “McElligot’s Pond,” “Scrambled Eggs Super!” “The Cat’s Quizzer,” and “On Beyond Zebra” all contain

The Twa Corbies

There were two corbies sat in a tree, Doun, a-doun, hey, doun, a-doun There were two corbies sat in a tree, Wi’ a doun, There were two corbies sat in a tree And they were as black as black maun be, Wi’ a doun, derry, derry, derry doun, doun The ane o’ them said to