Improvement
Cory Booker broke Strom Thurmond’s record for the longest speech in the Senate’s history. Thurmond promoted vicious racism. Booker protested Trump’s vicious attempt to shred the Constitution.
Point of View
To a migration of birds, the things of man are beside the point.
Loss of Faith
We are here as on a darkling plain Where ignorant armies clash by night. – Matthew Arnold
New York Insomnia
The city stays up all night long talking to itself about tomorrow.
Good Trick
In Manhattan, spring replaces winter almost imperceptibly.
First of April
I’m an April Fool all year long: I think there’s still hope for the country.
Best Buds
Don and ‘Lon are thick as thieves. While one steals, the other deceives. The U.S. of A. is in disarray, but the rich get richer, and the poor must pay. So let’s bait and switcher! Yippee and yippay!
Our Fearful Leader
Trump’s The Fabulous Foo-Bird who when scared, flies in ever-diminishing circles until it disappears up its own ass.
Kristallnacht
Der Trumpfenführer breaks windows to seize and disappear his foes.
Feline Distinction
A dog wants to be your friend. A cat wants to know why she should bother.