I’m A Little Tea Pot
I’m a little tea pot, short and stout.
Here is my handle, here as my spout.
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout!
Tip me over and pour me out.
McConnell
McConnell’s like a tea pot, short and stout.
Mitch is his handle, his mouth is his spout.
When he gets all steamed up, hear him shout!
Isn’t it time we threw him out?