He flies around the world and visits the homes of countless children in a single night.
He sees the children when they’re sleeping and knows when they’re awake.
He knows if they’ve been bad or good.
He rewards the good ones and punishes the bad ones.
He hears prayers, answers those of the virtuous, and ignores those of the malefactors.
He causes the good to prosper and the bad to fail.
He afflicts the kids who do evil with envious malice and awards gifts to the worthy ones.
He is, of course, God.
