There once was a tyrant named Vlad
Who thought it was terribly sad
That Ukraine had gone free.
“They should have asked me!
I’ll punish them! Things will get bad!”
And they did, although not for Ukraine.
Vlad’s invasion was bold, but in vain.
Zelinsky’s troops won,
And Vlad’s had to run.
For him, it’s an epic no-gain.
Even worse, all the Russians are mad
At him. Everyone thinks greedy Vlad
Made everything worse,
But filled up his own purse,
The corrupt, oligarchical cad.
The Russians are out for his blood.
He’d run for his life, if he could.
But where can he go?
Even China’s said no.
There’s only one place that I know.
The Trumpster, his personal friend,
Has come to the same sorry end.
Mar-A-Lago’s the place
For another disgrace,
Now that both men have gone round the bend.