Don in His Dotage

Der Drumpfenfuehrer has been in office for only a week, and already his cockamamie proposals make it clear that he is completely unhinged. These are only a few of things that he has done: annexing Canada, Greenland and the Panama Canal, renaming the Gulf of Mexico, canceling birthright citizenship, cutting funding for the NIH, WHO, the National Academy of Sciences and NASA (because Elon Musk, his Puppetmaster, wants his own monetized space agency), pardoning the murderous convicts who attacked the Capitol building on Jan. 6, and firing 18 Inspector Generals because they would discover the extent of his waste and fraud. He resembles the Fabulous Foo Bird, who when alarmed, flies in ever-diminishing circles until it disappears up its own asshole.