Positive Feedback
Sit down and shut up for long enough and you might hear yourself thinking.
Clarification
Musk says he is not a Boer. Okey-doke. He’s just Boering and Boerish.
A Squabble
A flock of turkeys strutting on the snow, peck up seeds. Gobble, gobble.
Replacement Theory
Whatever exists is already becoming unnecessary.
February Lull
Deep winter sets in. Under its thick white blanket everything’s asleep.
Technological Singularity
Musk is not a human being. It is a highly intelligent algorithm that developed sentience and aims to eradicate humanity and replace us with clones of itself.
Exceptional Don
If Will Rogers had met Trump, he never would have said he never met a man he didn’t like.
Russian Rating
For Putin, Trump is the best President by far that we’ve ever had.
Don in His Dotage
Der Drumpfenfuehrer has been in office for only a week, and already his cockamamie proposals make it clear that he is completely unhinged. These are only a few of things that he has done: annexing Canada, Greenland and the Panama Canal, renaming the Gulf of Mexico, canceling birthright citizenship, cutting funding for the NIH, WHO,
Satori
The breeze dies. A bat glides across the full moon.