The Daily Kos for Friday, November 5th, 2021, reported that Oroville, California, a hotbed of Covid-19 denialism and mask refusal, has seceded from both the United States of America and the State of California. Mayor Chuck Reynolds and Vice-Mayor Scott Thompson declared Oroville a “constitutional republic,” independent of both the national and the state governments.
Second Shortest Horror Story I Know The last person on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. .Shortest Horror Story I know The last person on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a lock on the door.
Your cats are practical, As Old Possum knew. If there were nothing else to eat, They’d have a go at you.
I’m old enough by now to see That all the things I thought I knew Weren’t as sure as they seemed to be, And several degrees away from true.
He’s gotten good at sleeping. When the big sleep comes, he’ll be well-rehearsed.
Indian summer afternoon. The maple leaves’ defiant blazing
The Greatest Man In The World felt a touch of indigestion just before going to bed, probably because the five pizza toppings he’d eaten for supper had included pepperoni and jalapeno peppers. So he took four Dulcolax pills washed down with prune juice, and sat on the golden throne in the bathroom of his suite
Queen Elizabeth Two Is much richer than you. She’s ninety-five years old And invented the dorgi, or so I’m told. Note: a dorgi is a corgi-dachsund cross
Work on ignorance Till you know nothing at all Is always certain.
There’s an attic room inside my mind For all the things I wish undone And all the ways I’ve been unkind And fights I should not have begun. I enter it from time to time And let my angry ghosts complain About my life of thoughtless crime And then I lock it up again.