Horror Stories
Second Shortest Horror Story I Know The last person on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. .Shortest Horror Story I know The last person on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a lock on the door.
Kute Kitties
Your cats are practical, As Old Possum knew. If there were nothing else to eat, They’d have a go at you.
Maybe Not
I’m old enough by now to see That all the things I thought I knew Weren’t as sure as they seemed to be, And several degrees away from true.
An Actor Ages
He’s gotten good at sleeping. When the big sleep comes, he’ll be well-rehearsed.
Last Stand
Indian summer afternoon. The maple leaves’ defiant blazing
The Donald In The Bardo
The Greatest Man In The World felt a touch of indigestion just before going to bed, probably because the five pizza toppings he’d eaten for supper had included pepperoni and jalapeno peppers. So he took four Dulcolax pills washed down with prune juice, and sat on the golden throne in the bathroom of his suite
God Saves The Queen
Queen Elizabeth Two Is much richer than you. She’s ninety-five years old And invented the dorgi, or so I’m told. Note: a dorgi is a corgi-dachsund cross
You Never Know
Work on ignorance Till you know nothing at all Is always certain.
The Haunted Storeroom
There’s an attic room inside my mind For all the things I wish undone And all the ways I’ve been unkind And fights I should not have begun. I enter it from time to time And let my angry ghosts complain About my life of thoughtless crime And then I lock it up again.
Beep, Beep, Veep
Michael Richard Pence Will re-enter current events When The Donald goes to jail And Mike won’t pay his bail