Paradox
All I want for Christmas Is an end to constant war. But that has always been too much To ask the Prince of Peace for.
Santa Claus
He flies around the world and visits the homes of countless children in a single night. He sees the children when they’re sleeping and knows when they’re awake. He knows if they’ve been bad or good. He rewards the good ones and punishes the bad ones. He hears prayers, answers those of the virtuous, and
Post-Thanksgiving
Seven turkeys strut away, thankful that no-one ate them with gravy.
Getting On
As I get older, I get stupider. Still me, more mortal daily.
An Observation
The right to bear arms, interpreted by a strict constitutionalist, would mean that every citizen could carry a muzzle-loading musket or pistol.
Stating the Obvious
Innocent people shot dead again. Nobody wants to blame firearms.
Pie
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. – David Mamet
Two Ad Executives at a Three-Martini Lunch
Benton: We need a new paradigm for the post-fact world. Bowles: Ya think? Benton: Totally. A real game-changer. Bowles: How about “Nothing Is Everything?” Benton: Let’s run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes. Bowles: Throw it against the wall and see if anything sticks. Benton: At the end of the day, bringing