Caveat
In New York City the pursuit of happiness becomes a blood sport.
Public Display of Affection
I close my eyes while the musicians make love to their sweet instruments.
Positive Feedback
Sit down and shut up for long enough and you might hear yourself thinking.
Clarification
Musk says he is not a Boer. Okey-doke. He’s just Boering and Boerish.
A Squabble
A flock of turkeys strutting on the snow, peck up seeds. Gobble, gobble.
Replacement Theory
Whatever exists is already becoming unnecessary.
February Lull
Deep winter sets in. Under its thick white blanket everything’s asleep.
Technological Singularity
Musk is not a human being. It is a highly intelligent algorithm that developed sentience and aims to eradicate humanity and replace us with clones of itself.
Exceptional Don
If Will Rogers had met Trump, he never would have said he never met a man he didn’t like.
Russian Rating
For Putin, Trump is the best President by far that we’ve ever had.