Religion

Religion I spent a good many of my childhood  mornings squirming in Protestant pews. My parents were WASPs, and church attendance was part of the WASPian routine.. Dad just went to church for weddings and funerals; he was a gambler, and believed only in Lady Luck, who sometimes even behaved like a lady for him.

The Whangdoodle

The Whangdoodle 1. An imaginary creature of undefined character; a bugbear. 2. One that whangs excessively, loudly and angrily complaining about stuff and nonsense, poppycock, and frippery. 3. A person one does not wish to mention. 4. A wingnut Republican politician.

The Unreasonables

You say you don’t want vaccination. Well, you know, You’re on your way to being dead. You say you want to save the nation. Well, you know, You better change your ways instead. And if you are one of those people with minds that hate, Well, all I can tell you is lately you’re out

Two Gags

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. – Mel Brooks If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, You obviously don’t understand the situation. – Kipling’s “If, Schmiff”

Multum In Parvo

Multum In Parvo Consider your brain. Its pleats and folds keep and maintain all you’ve been told of time and space, the visions and dreams that always take place where nothing means something more than death. Potentials teem with every breath. Is becomes seems, and whatever you’ve learned may not be true. The world has