The Greatest Man In The World felt a touch of indigestion just before going to bed, probably because the five pizza toppings he’d eaten for supper had included pepperoni and jalapeno peppers. So he took four Dulcolax pills washed down with prune juice, and sat on the golden throne in the bathroom of his suite
Queen Elizabeth Two Is much richer than you. She’s ninety-five years old And invented the dorgi, or so I’m told. Note: a dorgi is a corgi-dachsund cross
Work on ignorance Till you know nothing at all Is always certain.
There’s an attic room inside my mind For all the things I wish undone And all the ways I’ve been unkind And fights I should not have begun. I enter it from time to time And let my angry ghosts complain About my life of thoughtless crime And then I lock it up again.
Michael Richard Pence Will re-enter current events When The Donald goes to jail And Mike won’t pay his bail
African Americans Must now be known as Black. Don’t forget the capital B. Are Native Americans Red? Well, anyone can see They’re also tan – use a capital T? Should Hispanics be Brown? In Spanish it’s Marron, And comes in many hues. Folks from East Asia Aren’t Yellow, they are Beige. Should Caucasians like me
Petals shredded from the lilies by the wind’s fist snow down the valley
McConnell, Mitch Sucked up to Trumpster. Don’s in the dumpster, But Mitch is rich.
A Trumpeter stalwart named Sam Thought that Covid-19 was a scam. He turned down vaccination With great indignation, And that was the end of the man.
First leaves are turning. My birthday is tomorrow. A hawk cries, “Late! Late!”