Catortionist
Woke up from my nap to find a cat looking at me kitty-slantch-wise.
Donald Death
Trump is now a killer because he won’t regulate gun ownership, two small children are dead and 17 others have been gravely wounded. Will he get away with murder? Don’t bother to ask.
Nautical Bliss
I woke up smiling because nothing hurt, and I’d dreamed about sailing.
Consolation
I can’t play guitar anymore, but I can dream about it each night.
Upper West Side Story
To us New Yorkers New York isn’t real. There are only neighborhoods.
Dump the Donald
Trump’s nothing but a TV Show with bad ratings. Time to cancel him.
Toby the Second
My dentist gave me two crowns yesterday. Today I’m doubly regal.
Purring Together
The old man and the old cat lie side by side, eyes shut, sharing a good dream.
Dialectical Diet
Less is not really more, unless you are trying to shed a few pounds.
Good Morning After
A storm thundered through, leaving the sky looking clean, freshly washed, and dried.