Limericks For The Mango Mussolini
How unpleasant to meet Donald Trumpster!
If you’re female, he’ll fondle your rumpster.
If Latino or black,
He’ll launch an attack
And try to throw you in the dumpster.
How depressing to meet Humpty Drumpty!
He shouldn’t be running the country.
He’s so stupid and crude,
He makes Dubbya look shrewd,
And the road up ahead has grown bumpy.
How scary to meet Donny Tee!
He’s a sociopath, that’s plain to see.
He’s vindictive and cruel
And he drivels and drools
Like a baby who isn’t quite three.
How disgusting to meet our fat Prexy!
He thinks he is handsome and sexy.
He lies like a rug,
And he’s daft as a bug-
May he die of a last apoplexy!
He’s impeached, but he’s keeping in play.
McConnell is letting him stay.
Corona will spread,
But he’ll see us all dead
Before helping in any real way.