Grim News, Guys
Number by which the sperm count of the average human male is declining each year: 5,000,000
Year in which human sperm count with reach zero at the current rate: 2045
Men will go extinct, and women will have to reproduce though parthenogenesis.
Harper’s Index, June, 2021
The future for men looks abysmal.
Our sperm count is dwindling each year.
In twenty-five years, we’ll be sterile,
And no more baby boys will appear.
By means of parthenogenetic
Mitosis, the ladies will thrive.
And life will be far less frenetic
With no drones to clutter the hive.