Nobody Likes Me

Nobody Likes Me

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I’ll eat some worms.
Big fat juicy ones, little bitty skinny ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!
– Kids’ Self-Pity Jingle

I’m an old despot, libtards hate me,
Guess I’ll start a civil war.
Rally the QAnons, gun freaks and Nazis,
And settle all my scores!
– Trump Revenge Jingle