Very White Christmas
Late December gust strips the pines of their white pall. It’s snowing again!
Karmic Consistency
If Trump drops dead while cheating at golf, he will die as he lived, lying.
Donnie the Dumb-bell
The Ruff Tuff Cream-Puff sicced his Dogs of War on helpless shipwreck survivors seeking asylum in the USA Now The Dogs have turned on him to bite him in the ass. (With thanks to R. Crumb for Ruff Tuff Cream-Puff)