Victorian Enlightenment
“I never in the least mind what people do so long as they don’t do it in the street and frighten the horses.” – Helen Maud Tree, wife of theater impresario Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree
Happily Ever After
Happily Ever After A month after the wedding, King Gunther asked his daughter, Princess Leni, how she was getting along with her husband, Frog Prince Rana. “Oh, Papa, he’s wonderful!” she said. “He does go ‘ribbit’ from time to time, and the way he flips out his tongue to catch flies is a little startling,
Declaration of Independence (for some)
We hold these truths to be self – evident: That all men except our black slaves are created equal, All women are not quite as equal as men, And all Indians are primitive savages.
Wicked Bitch
Vlad the Invader Is Baba Yaga Eating whole countries.
Proper Positioning
It’s good to be king. Better to be the power Holding up the throne.
Quamquissett
Sweet Star of the Sea, My safe harbor and my home, Once upon a time.
The Ballad of Captain Kidd
Oh, my name was William Kidd, As I sailed, as I sailed. My name was William Kidd. As I sailed. My name was William Kidd And most wickedly I did, God’s laws I did forbid As I sailed. I’d ample store of gold As I sailed, as I sailed. I’d ample store of gold And
Old Cape Cod
Old Cape Cod If you’re fond of sand dunes and salty air, Quaint little villages here and there, You’re sure to fall in love with old Cape Cod (Old Cape Cod, that old Cape Cod). Quaint little villages here and there, You’re sore to fall in love with old Cape Cod (Old Cape Cod, that