Reeling Around The Color Wheel

African Americans Must now be known as Black. Don’t forget the capital B. Are Native Americans Red? Well, anyone can see They’re also tan – use a capital T? Should Hispanics be Brown? In Spanish it’s Marron, And comes in many hues. Folks from East Asia Aren’t Yellow, they are Beige. Should Caucasians like me

Religion

Religion I spent a good many of my childhood  mornings squirming in Protestant pews. My parents were WASPs, and church attendance was part of the WASPian routine.. Dad just went to church for weddings and funerals; he was a gambler, and believed only in Lady Luck, who sometimes even behaved like a lady for him.

The Whangdoodle

The Whangdoodle 1. An imaginary creature of undefined character; a bugbear. 2. One that whangs excessively, loudly and angrily complaining about stuff and nonsense, poppycock, and frippery. 3. A person one does not wish to mention. 4. A wingnut Republican politician.

The Unreasonables

You say you don’t want vaccination. Well, you know, You’re on your way to being dead. You say you want to save the nation. Well, you know, You better change your ways instead. And if you are one of those people with minds that hate, Well, all I can tell you is lately you’re out

Two Gags

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. – Mel Brooks If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, You obviously don’t understand the situation. – Kipling’s “If, Schmiff”