Limbaugh

Limbaugh Rush Limbaugh spewed hate Like a river in spate. He vomited rage Against feminists, gays, And the liberal press. I have to confess, When I learned he had died, I laughed till I cried. And it won’t make me blue When The Donald croaks, too. I know that’s unfair, But I really don’t care.

The Art Of War

The Art Of War Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt. If you know your enemy and you know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. Engage people with what they expect; it is what they are able to discern and

The Shogun And The Cat

During the Tokugawa Period in 16th Century Japan, there was constant warfare between rival clans led by generals known as Shoguns. Legend has it that one of these Shoguns, Takagawa Ieyagu, was resting at home one day, sitting on his tatami mat, with a cat asleep on the wide sleeve of his priceless embroidered silk

Tea Pots

I’m A Little Tea Pot I’m a little tea pot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here as my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout! Tip me over and pour me out. McConnell McConnell’s like a tea pot, short and stout. Mitch is his handle, his mouth is his spout.

Nobody Likes Me

Nobody Likes Me Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, Guess I’ll eat some worms. Big fat juicy ones, little bitty skinny ones, See how they wiggle and squirm! – Kids’ Self-Pity Jingle I’m an old despot, libtards hate me, Guess I’ll start a civil war. Rally the QAnons, gun freaks and Nazis, And settle all

Battle Royal

The lion and the unicorn Were fighting for the crown. The lion beat the unicorn All around the town. And when he had beat him out, He beat him in again; He beat him threer times over, His power to maintain. – Nursery Rhyme about the struggle for power